Monday, January 24, 2011

When we had break up...

self convincing stage …. When u r in love u see what u want to see,u observe what u want to observe,u perceive what u want to perceive.Now come to second stage of love that is brake up… there are only two things possible in this(you may say more if you are in second stage but for me it is just two )..either you dump someone or you get dumped nothing else can happen.. but surprisingly again you find yourself in self convincing stage..if you got dumped than..you will give so many reasons but what it actually means is down there....enjoy it.
1. ”boss!! It was long distant relationship”…that’s means my beloved has some reasons that I can fulfill only when we are at same location. Now he/she has better options than me. My turn has gone its somebody else’s turn to get f**** up. I m also looking for another one. The show must go on.
2. ”It was not break up..it was just mutually agreed separation” (f**** you..you are not Shakespeare . Your English is not capable enough to hide your frustration of being dumped)… means you were dumb ass and still want to be in fools paradise and you think people around you are idiots. Accept your beloved was more talented than you.
3. “you know he/she has some family obligations ” means your beloved has fooled you first by taking you the Alice in wonderland and deserted you with intelligently used emotions that you can’t even curse. You are an emotional a** hole. Get ready for another turn. People see lots of scope in you.
4. “Our relationship just didn't work” means you just want to be polite enough. at your inner side you know she/he made fool out of you in some points. Not that much bad. Actually in this case your counter part has almost same virtue of making fool. You broke up because with two intelligent people in this relationship had not good future prospective.
5. “he/she was not worth”… means your break up was not peaceful. People can find this by scratches, red nose, swelling lips and could be more. You caught your beloved red handed or you just realized that she/he making fool out of you with evidence (mostly provided by “true friends”). But if this is said in case you dump somebody that means boss!! You were better than him/her and you find that fool has nothing which interests you any more. bitchy huh !!
6. “Why?? Why?? Why he/she has done to me” okay!!!Means you were a true lover and the counter part was a bastard. And you are sweet heart. Don’t cry. You chose the wrong one. Pity for you. You may need an address of psychiatrist or maternity home.
7. “She/he is getting married and we are shopping these days.” Means boss!! Deal is still on. We both found an idiot. Well many things one can learn from them.
8. “Her/his parents were adamant and they just dint get convinced. She/he is getting married” means you were good lover but parents found a better one (rich, handsome, beautiful, well settled, NRI, dowry, etc). Her/his brain was mightier than heart and parents’ were good reason. “Darling!! I m helpless you know”.